ASSTHOLE PHOTOGRAPHY, really ASTRAL PHOTOGRAPHY, is something I’D like to do, butt, seeing, or hearing as how I can’t speak very well, some times it sounds like I’M saying ASSHOLE PHOTOGRAPHY. It would be a funny thing had I been a PROCTOLOGIST before my TBI, butt, I wasn’t. Matter of fact, I treated MALADIES involving the other end, or ORAL end of the human body. Now, if I happened to be an ASSHOLE PHOTOGRAPHER, I could just take some very revealing shall we say photos by just asking my subjects to SIT on the camera lens. I know this sounds very funny to MOSTof us, butt, not to all of us. Some of us have a little bit of DIGNITY, and would rather not be exposing our DERIER HOLES to the world, butt, I’LL bet there are a few strange PATHOLOGIC types out there who would just love exposing their DERIER HOLES to the whole world. Not me! I was gonna type more on this subject, as it was a funny subject to everyone in C & R DICK’S office the other day, butt, I can’t think of anything else to type. I think, just telling about the fact that people thought I was saying ASSHOLE PHOTOGRAPHY instead of ASTRAL PHOTOGRAPHY is entertaining enough. Don’t you? Da. AND, when I was all finished photographing, and developing the pictures I would probably say something similar to what I’D say if I ‘D say were I taking ASTRAL photos. Something like "now let’s look and see how nice the photo of YER ANUS is. That would be URANUS, IF I were to take that photo of that particular planet.