DEAD MAN WALKING!

Dead man walking here! Some people I'M sure don't like hearing that but only those unfortunates to be on DEATH ROW. And if you were on DEATH ROW it would be unlikely you're reading THIS. Now also, people may find this hard to believe, but I have no other explanation for this. Just read, and maybe you'll agree. When I was just nonchalantly riding an inner tube behind a ski boat with my son in my lap, on LAKE CLEMENTINE near AUBURN, CA. We were hit straight on by another ski boat going the wrong direction on that lake. Now while I'M alive to write this now, When, somebody pulled me out of the water, the paramedic, I assume, took my pulse and checked for breathing. Now this person, may have been just caught up in the moment because they wrote in their official report that I wasn't breathing. AND that there was no pulse. Maybe, I wasn't breathing, probably wasn't, else why did they give me a CRICHOTHYROTOMY, or TRACH as other TBI survivors often call these neat little scars we all have on our throats just where your TRACHEA is. Well, you don't have to be a TBI survivor to have had a TRACH scar. But, getting back to this dead man walking thing. I think, for a few seconds I was actually dead. This is an odd theory, but, that's all it is a theory. It's been my contention that I'M really dead. It's just that nobody can tell, and I'M up walking around and everything. I don't seem dead, don't look dead but how can you tell? Oh, maybe you could tell by the smell. However, have you ever smelled a dead person, walking around? Da. I'VE only smelled them once when I used to be a RESIDENT working in DEBORAH GREENSPAN'S ORAL PATHOLOGY clinic at UCSF DENTAL SCHOOL. There, she would see many HIV positive patients, with such ailments as SOMETHING SARCOMA, or SOMETHING ELSE CARCINOMA, in other words many of them were dying of cancer. And I have the unfortunate ability to really have a very good nose for scents, and I believe, I could smell these guys dying. If anybody could be called dead man walking it's one these poor souls.