I KNOW WHERE GODLIVES

I'VE seen GOD^ in the mother bear, and her cub which followed us, while myself and a coupla friends were backpacking into LITTLE YOSEMITE VALLEY one day. I'VE also seen GOD^ in the view from the top of YOSEMITE FALLS, and the bottom for that matter. As a matter of fact one can see GOD^ from just about anywhere in YOSEMITE. I THINK god^ lives there. However HE must've just been visiting there, because I'VE seen HIM many other places. Places GOD'S^ taken me to, like Haleakala Crater on MAUI or KALALAU VALLEY on KAUAI, HE obviously likes to vacation in the HAWAIIAN ISLANDS. However, I'M sure there're lots of other places on this earth where you know HE'S been. One can't always find him hanging around, he enjoys his handiwork, but is very modest about his creations. He's kind of like a great artist. He really enjoys it when others recognize His WORKS. I don't think He likes it very much when man messes up His WORKS. Man does this so often, inadvertently though. This doesn't excuse him, man though. Even though, man has been defying GOD^ since the beginning, GOD^ obviously still loves man. Else, why would He have provided a means for salvation? Yes, it's through His son JESUS CHRIST, and the sacrifice of His son, Himself really that man has been offered salvation, He just leaves it up to man to take GOD^ up on this offer, that's really very simple. One only needs to believe in something, which seems impossible. But, ask yourself this, if you're married, or if you're not married. How is it possible that you're around, say if one, or both of your parents are very undesirable people? All you know is that you wouldn't conceive a child with either of them. Of course, don't pay any attention to this example, especially if both of your parents are very attractive. But, you see what I'M getting at GOD^ brought your parents together for a reason. Which is you, you're the reason. And therefore, none of us would be here, if GOD in the least didn't find one or both of our parents attractive enough for them to want to conceive children together. Now, please disregard this whole story, if you're an AMOEBA.