Mexicans and exterminators in MARS

It seems whilst SGT. DR. MILKO was in outer space his ship got blown off course on it's maiden voyage after it's rendezvous with the starship TITANIC. It was traditionally going to go to JUPITER, but, it unfortunately got "blown" off course, that's in quotes because to get blown anywhere would mean that there would have to be some kinda wind in outer space. And even the instructors at NIWTGISE knew there was no air in space therefore, no wind. Unless you take into account the SOLAR wind, which meant that these outer space ships had to be equipped with solar sails, not unlike the big CLIPPER SHIPS of the eighteen hundreds and earlier, but, these vessels were meant for maritime use.

However, NIWTGISE, in order to train its enrollees had to obtain some of these older vessels, to train it's enrollees on. Because the space vessels had to be flown just like one would sail a CLIPPER ship of old. And unfortunately NIWTGISE, attracted much the same kind of individuals that the CLIPPER ships of old attracted. However, THOSE ships were used mostly for whaling, but, MILKO being the imbecile he was thought that since he had read about the DOLPHINS at the end of the galaxy that also, there just might be whales. It's no wonder MILKO was an imbecile, this job was perfect for him. For while the other men, mostly men, as it was hard to find women imbeciles, were training. MILKO took it upon himself to train himself in the art of harpooning WHALES, a task for which he would find very little, if any, use for.

He'd wish, rather that he had spent the three years, in which he had spent becoming proficient at harpooning non existent WHALES, learning how to exterminate some very fastidious bugs. Because they had gotten off course on their way to jupiter and ended up in the atmosphere of MARS. And they decided to land on MARS thinking NIWTGISE would be first on MARS, but, others had been there before. MEXICO had even been there before around 20101, but, they weren't so stupid as to even tell anyone they had been there. For although they didn't find garbage dumps on MARS, they found something much worse, an entire planet infested with these small, I’LL call them ITALIAN looking metallic bugs. I call them ITALION looking because some of them were very colorful.

Now MILKO wished the MEXICANS had told somebody about having been on the surface of MARS, so they could've spent time training their enlisted people on how to exterminate millions of these incredible looking bugs they found there. The only reason they wanted to exterminate these bugs is for the same reason man does on earth. No good reason what so ever, well, maybe because there were so many of them, but, also because they were all imbeciles. Remember? Da. So needless to say, they never exterminated these bugs just like they were so unsuccessful on earth ! But, they did manage, at least MILKO did, to capture a few of these bugs and bring some back to earth.

As a matter of fact they gave some to BMFDMD and his wife. Where these bugs can go on reproducing and living in the style which they have grown to like very much, in other words it wasn't so crowded at BMFDMD’S place as a matter of fact one might not even realize these bugs ever existed.