GORE AND QUAIL BRING IT HOME

So on their way back from HELL, which don’t ask me why anybody in either their right, or left mind would want to go there, but, MILKO and his crew of imbeciles did, because it was out there somewhere. And his crews of imbeciles, not unlike himself, were recruited specifically to explore, OUT THERE, and they were all out of their minds. So you couldn't even say that about any of them. That they were in/out of their right/left mind. So once they got the dangF!!!!@#$G CALIFRAG working, and don’t be asking me what a CALIFRAG is. Oh, but, I forgot you cant ask me that, or any questions unless of course you're ready to be 60 51’d , or something like that that's jargon meaning "they'll" haul you off somewhere for observation. And IF you don’t want that to happen rather than asking questions out loud to an inanimate object like your computer, why don’t ya just E-mail me at bmfdmd@jps.net Now just the address is to be all lower case with no spaces please.

Now I’M not gonna lie to you and act like I EVEN know what a CALIFRAG is. I know only this it’s a very technical part of the SUPRA CHIASMATIC NUCLEUS. Found near everybody’s brain stem don’t ask me what part of somebody's brain stem has to do with rocket propulsion systems. Oh, but, that's right you can't. Unless like I "said" before you are pre……………….. So anyhow, where was I? Da. Oh yeah once MILKO determined that these silly little lumps were really WEB BUGS they had accidentally picked up when they stopped in hell, or on hell, since it was in reality a planet not a place bad people go, like everyone thinks. Well, bad people may go there someday, but, only if they decide that's where they'd like to spend ETERNITY, a very long time.

So as I was writing when MILKO found out that these lumps that really were bugs came with the sand they had taken from HELL, which is really a planet near MARS, actually between MARS and EARTH . Well, I'M not even sure if it's a planet, or what it is, but, it reads kinda funny so the name is perfect for this story. Y’see they , the crew of imbeciles had to put some sand in their hopper to power their ship because technology had gone so far as to allow imbeciles, or even smart people to use whatever would fit into these big hoppers, to power their space ships. That makes it very easy get rid of any characters who may not fit into my story, I can just have them slip and fall into the hopper. That way I can "say" that say DAN QUAIL, who everyone knows invented the Internet, slipped on a banana peel and fell into the hopper. That way IF DAN were around he could brag about how he was not only the one who invented the internet, but, also, he was the one responsible for powering MILKO'S ship from MARS back to EARTH

Well, I think I already wrote this, but, seeing as how I can rewrite stories so easily, they're easier to write the second time, might as well write this one twice. Also because I seem to PERSEVERATE whenever I speak, I might as well stay with tradition, and I’M big on tradition.:>)}# So MILKO’S on his way back from HELL, minus one DAN QUAYLE, or was it AL GORE, I forget. I tend to get them both mixed up, I guess, because they both played second FIDDLE, or VIOLIN, depending on how well off you are. I know, hows about this: DAN QUAYLE fell in the HOPPER and AL GORE jumped in after him to try to save him. He obviously thought this was the only way he’d get any recognition after playing second VIOLIN to one of AMERICA’S, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, that is, most notorious womanizing SLEAZE BAG PRESIDENTS SLICK WILLY. That should read sick WILLY. Poor guy, but, who really walked on the smelly side of the haystack was HILLARY, and walking just next to her was CHELSEA. You really gotta feel sorry for those two as SICK WILLY isn’t worth it

Well, that’s right. Maybe left, I was tellin y’all how DAN QUAYLE AND AL GORE, powered MILKO’S space ship back to earth. Well, looky there a new page just going by. I don’t know if it is on your computer, it is on mine. So IF DAN QUAYLE, or AL GORE were either here they could brag about not only inventing the internet, but, they both could brag about getting MILKO’S ship back to earth. And it’s silly for them to brag abut something that everyone knows was invented by more than any one person. MILKO, his father, and his brother SLOPEYE , were the actual ones who invented it. I’LL digress a moment to "tell" you about that AMAZING discovery they all made regarding use of the Internet.

 

For a slightly more rational explanation of how MILKO discovered Web Bugs click here.