IS YOU READY?

I thought of this story, this morning, while showering and getting dressed. Just imagine, having to get ready to go somewhere very fast. Well, when SGT. DR. MILKO was in the ARMY him & his compatriots, would need to be able to take very fast showers. Now, many ex-military men like to brag about such silly things as being able to shower in less than sixty seconds. RIGHT. Like that's gonna happen. Now, I believe some people can take very quick showers, but, fewer than sixty second- showers? That's hard for me to buy. I can just see a bunch of men out on the exercise courtyard standing at attention for inspection, as soon as the SERGANT gave the order AT EASE, all or most of the men, probably scratch their ass . Because if any of the men tried to take showers in less than sixty seconds, I doubt if they were able to wash their ass very well.