CLASSIFICATION OF BUGS

These bugs couldn't be classified by normal zoological standards, but I'LL do the best I can, for anybody WHO's interested and it would be a funny thing if anybody were THAT interested. THAT would only make me wonder if what they say, you know " men are from VENUS, women are from MARS. IF someone were that interested in these bugs, and their classification, it would only make me wonder WHERE, exactly are you from? I know you're thinking, oh, you're just a big silly, we're all from, like you know, earth, or someplace near there. Da.

Sorry I digressed for a sec there back a few years or so. Oh that's right, I forgot, I was going to try to classify these Web Bugs for you all. Well, some of these bugs look like the common order DIPTERA, housefly, but, without wings. And some are obvious MUTANTS from when that rather large or small object ... Object, that's all I can call it because in actuality it looked like a BRITISH PHONE BOOTH... went flying by hitting the planet HELL. Causing a large mushroom shaped cloud to almost engulf the NIWTGISE ship. So probably some of the bugs became mutants due to the impact of the phone booth. So oh yeah I was trying to describe some of these bugs. But hey! I was only a BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES major at UCSB when I went there, so I'LL probably need some help. Like maybe, well, it'd be nice to get some help from a WEB ENTOMOLOGIST, but, that's not likely to happen. So I guess, I'LL do the best I can. Unless of course say an ENTOMOLOGIST were to buy some of these bugs from bmfdmd@jps.net and help to classify them.

Just to peak your interest there's a few of these bugs that look like they're from the ORDER ODONTA, DRAGON FLY, but, without wings and some even look like they're from the order ANOPLURA not to be confused with the order MALLOPHAGA,as one is biting and one is always sucking not, unlike the MONICA LEWINSKI louse. On a more serious note, I mentioned that something looking like a flying BRITISH PHONE BOOTH crashed into the planet HELL. Well, as it turns out or turns in depending on which way you're heading at the moment, that object which looked like a BRITISH PHONE BOOTH, actually was one before DR WHO turned it into a time machine. Well, DR. WHO was on the maiden voyage of his time machine, when it somehow went off course, and ended up crashing into the planet HELL. MILKO being the good SAMARITAN that he was, actually he wasn't SAMARITAN at all. People would just say that about him because he was like some ancient BIBLICAL people, always helping people in need . Anyway he went to DR. WHO'S aid. Not that DR. WHO wanted any AIDS, especially not from planet earth. As he had always thot AIDS from EARTH was deadly.

Well, anyhow MILKO found out after forming an "away team" consisting of himself, TORY, SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN, AND CAPT. JAMES T. KIRK. Oh yeah BAGOBONES came tagging along for the heck of it. Even though SGT. DR. MILKO was there you never know when you'll need a real doctor like BAGOBONES along and what they found was not only shocking it was repulsing EVEN for BAGOBONES who supposedly had seen everything. And what they saw was so grotesque, well, I can't begin to describe it here. For two reasons, I can't describe it. 1. Because I can't think of anything really gross, but, I'LL bet you can, so we'll make this part of the story interactive. You just think of the grossest thing you can think of and make believe that's what they saw. Ok? Da.

So anyhow, after they finally got DR. WHO out of whatever the mess he was in they brought him back on board ship. And DR. WHO, who was very grateful for his being rescued wondered what he could do to pay MILKO back for saving him. Well, he didn't even get a chance to ask MILKO how he could repay him. Because while milko had asked DR. WHO to look at something over there pointing somewhere else, MILKO quickly grabbed his new friends and his bot TORY, and went into the time machine/phone booth, only to have it take off with him, his bot tory, SIX SEVEN, EIGHT NINE TEN, CAPT. JAMES T. KIRK, BAG O BONES, oh yes, and SPOCK came along since, he and BAG O BONES got along so well. So, here were half the crew of the Starship ENTERPRISE, along with MILKO, and half of his crew on the planet HELL along with millions of the most incredible looking bugs he'd ever seen. Now, since you can't ask me what members of the crew of the starship ENTERPRISE are doing there, I won't bother to explain. Truth is, I don't know myself. Da. There now, don't y'all think THIS version of the story about how DR. MILKO met DR. WHO, WHAT WHERE, AND WHEN, is a lot more wholesome? Da.