SOME CLARIFICATIONS NEEDED!

This I am writing to CLARIFY some of the stories I'VE written. First off, I want to emphasize that I love everyone! I guess I'M just an old hippie at heart. This was one aspect of the hippie generation; I could really "DIG". If IT WEREN'T FOR THE HIPPIE GENERATION challenging authority by doing such things as using drugs or having free sexual relationships, like ORGIES and what not, conservative AMERICA might not be so down on the HIPPIES. If you think about it, I mean really THINK ABOUT IT, the HIPPIES are no different than JESUS freaks, I mean both preach love. And it's so true we all need to learn to love each other. I could say something catchy like we need to be able to love our fellow man. And we do, but that phrase has been coined so often, I can't bring myself to write it here. However, we DO need to be able to love our fellow man! And this is so easy to do by just respecting each other, meaning respecting someone's privacy or someone's need for attention or the age old need to respect someone's property, whatever that property is assumed to be. Stuff like that, but, I'VE digressed, what I wanted to do here was attempt to set the record straight. I know I'VE used some names of people, in some of my stories, which are still alive. To some extent, this has been purposeful but, well, I'M sorry to KELLE FRALICK, JOE FRALICK, AARON NEVILLE, OPRAH WINFREY, STEADMAN GRAHM, and any others I have named. However, what I really need do is apologize to my brother for writing that story called THE FIGHT and I know this apology is just gonna make people want to read it even more. However, I wrote that as, yeah a participant. However it was at a point in my brothers life AND my own, that we'd rather forget. I have aired our dirty laundry. It was never meant to be public. And I'M sorry GREGOR! Please accept my humblest apologies, and forgive me, you know me always trying to be funny.