PC TRAC and MARBLE MOUSE

You all know of MILKO'S/ MY inability to use my right hand. As a result of the TBI which I/MILKO survived. Well I'VE already reviewed some VOICE RECOGNITION systems that I tried, hoping using these systems would save my left hand a bit. IF I hadn't had a CARPAL TUNNEL release surgical procedure performed on my left hand/wrist, I'M sure I'D need one now. Seeing as how I use my left hand for everything, everything that I would use my right hand for. Everything except DENTISTRY, from which I am now retired. And you may ask, as I have sometimes. Why don't you just practice, or perform DENTAL techniques left-handed? True there are plenty of SOUTHPAWS doing DENTISTRY. However they've learned DENTISTRY as a LEFTY, where as I learned DENTISTRY as s a RIGHTY. And although I think I always was somewhat AMBIDEXTROUS, I was never THAT good with my left hand. Add into that the fact that my speech is so CRAPPY, I mean I sound like a drunk most of the time. I think if I slowed down my speech anymore, so people could understand me, I'D sound like if you took a recording of REVOLUTION#9 by the BEATLES and tried to hear where JOHN LENNON says "PAUL is dead" or "TURN ME ON DEAD MAN" on the recording, that's how slow I'D have to speak. And it sounds silly to speak that slowly. Nobody, but, nobody speaks that slowly. I mean I think I can get past the MONOTONE part of it, but I just can't speak that slowly.

Oh yeah I was reviewing TRACKBALLS and what not. Well, I'VE got this one TRACKBALL which is pretty good. Would be even better, if I would quit spilling STARBUCK'S FRAPACHINOS on it. Kind of not too good for it. Duh, DA. Anyhow, since I really need it, and I don't need it to double click every time I want it to single click. I NEED TO KEEP IT UNMUCKED UP, CLEAN, DUH. Da. So anyhow I can recommend the one I'M using it's a PC TRAC by MICRO SPEED in FREMONT, CA. It's a pretty good mouse. Now since it's been double clicking when it should be single clicking, I'VE had to use a different TRACKBALL. One that probably due to an aspect of the TBI I survived, I can't use it at all. I think it's because along with my APHASIA, or DYSPHASIA, I also suffer from a certain type of ATAXIA. And it's this ATAXIA, I think, which has prevented me from using a mouse, so I have to utilize a TRACKBALL. Anyhow, this particular TRACKBALL, which I can't use is just as sensitive as a mouse, probably, and that's I'M sure why I can't use it. Anyhow, it's a MARBLE MOUSE, which I know are all the rage nowadays among the younger generation. I'VE tried to slow it down, or make it less sensitive. But, it didn't work, so I'M back to my DOUBLCLICKINGWHENIWANTITTOSINGLECLICK TRACKBALL, PC TRAC. And I'LL eventually either get this one cleaned up, or get a new one. Don't you worry because, I can't very well play SOLITAIRE for time with a TRACKBALL that double clicks every time I want it to single click. Now can I? Da .